While Lindsay Lohan may be sober, her father Michael Lohan isn’t ready to live the sober lifestyle.
Michael has just announced that he is opening a nightclub called “Controversy” in New York. According to Michael, the nightclub is part of the Annona restaurant in the Hamptons and will feature a “driving service” for patrons who have had “a little too much to drink.” (We think those are also called “cabs” but, whatever.)
Michael also announced that the club would “screen for drugs” although it isn’t exactly clear how they would be able to do that.


